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Ethereum (ERC-20)All orders must be confirmed with our vendor before receiving a final order confirmation from us. Due to time zone differences and weekends, this process can take 24–72 hours.
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We are excited to announce JONKsTIDES Direct — a new option to have your orders shipped directly to your door, faster than ever.
While our standard Group Buys (GB) will always offer the deepest discounts, JONKsTIDES Direct is designed specifically for those who want to skip the wait and get their products moving immediately.
Direct orders bypass standard GB wait times. Choose the shipping method that best fits your needs:
Because of the expedited nature of this service, JONKsTIDES Direct comes at a premium compared to GB prices. Please note that pricing will be updated as inventory becomes available — today's pricing may not be tomorrow's.
All orders must be confirmed with our vendor before receiving a final confirmation. Due to time zone differences and weekends, this can take 24–72 hours. Processing times are estimates and may vary.
Payment is final once submitted. By placing your order, you acknowledge:
In the rare event an item is unavailable, we will contact you via Discord or email to arrange a substitute or store credit.
We know the shipping process can occasionally be rough. If an issue occurs, we will work with you to resolve it on a case-by-case basis.
To protect both you and us, we require a continuous unboxing video to process any claims for broken or missing items. This video is your proof of the issue and helps us resolve things smoothly.
Thank you for your continued support and for growing with us! 🙏
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